** Doggie Daycare Chronicles **

Stella – So, I get that you still love her but geez, pal, ya gotta move on. She had a litter with another guy. Don’t go back. She’ll break your heart.
Friend – oh stop your blubbering. Let me call the wahhhmbulance for you.

Wahhhmulance

* photo courtesy of Dogs Reformed, Stoney Creek

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** Recently Overheard Conversation **

Precious – Okay ZeusFullSizeRender, out you go
Zeus – Uh no …
Precious – Zeus, I know you have to go, get out there
Zeus – the hell I will
Precious – Come on …
Zeus – <backs away> nope, not gonna do it
Precious – You’re going to make me get dressed
Zeus – you betcha
Precious – sigh

Moral of the story – when you’re big enough and strong enough, you make your people take you out front, and even then you do your thing in the garage, because … hello … snow …