Stella – So, I get that you still love her but geez, pal, ya gotta move on. She had a litter with another guy. Don’t go back. She’ll break your heart.
Friend – oh stop your blubbering. Let me call the wahhhmbulance for you.
* photo courtesy of Dogs Reformed, Stoney Creek
Precious – Okay Zeus, out you go
Zeus – Uh no …
Precious – Zeus, I know you have to go, get out there
Zeus – the hell I will
Precious – Come on …
Zeus – <backs away> nope, not gonna do it
Precious – You’re going to make me get dressed
Zeus – you betcha
Precious – sigh
Moral of the story – when you’re big enough and strong enough, you make your people take you out front, and even then you do your thing in the garage, because … hello … snow …
Stella – I. WAS. HERE. FIRST.
Zeus – Stella, sharing is caring. “Play nice” is in the rule book for doggies. Step away from our friend. Step away.
Friend – Oh man, what did you eat this morning? Ewwww!
– photo courtesy of Dogs Reformed, Stoney Creek
Introducing Stella and Zeus.
Stella is our Puerto Rican rescue and Zeus, her Doberman sidekick. They’re a team. They play together and get into trouble together.
* doggie nap time, no humans allowed
Zeus – Ladies and Gentlemen, Honoured Guests and dear friends, it is my privilege to present to you today, a stick.
Stella – You’re an idiot …