THIS JUST IN!
Feathers were raised today in what witnesses are calling the “Brawl of the Century”.
Visitors at a local park were shocked to discover a fight in progress between a gang of rival black birds over what appeared to be an abandoned pear. While large enough to provide food to all involved, the “Dark Legged Flyers” laid claim to the find and were reluctant to allow members of the “High Flyers” access to the sweet treat.
Said one witness, “Dem birds were scrappin’ all right. Squawkin’ somethin’ fierce. One of the huskier fellas tried to make off with it, but that pear was too darn big.”
Local police interviewed several witnesses at the scene and forensics experts are expected to work the area around the park for any clues as to the whereabouts of gang members involved in the altercation.