Once upon a time our Fairy Princess caught a cold. She just wanted to sleep and sleep and sleep.
As many well know, our Fairy Princess has a dog. A tiny bundle of poodle who fancies himself her prince. It snowed during the night that the cold percolated.
It snowed and snowed some more.
Our Fairy Princess woke up whiny and sniffly.
Her prince wanted to relieve himself outdoors but sadly for said prince, the snow pile in his yard had grown well past his ability to lift his leg.
So, in her jammies, she trudged out to shovel a path to the yard.
The poodle arrived outside, looked at her all squinty eyed, and tried to go back inside.
What happened next doesn’t bear repeating.
Precious made his smoothie and is currently hiding out in the man cave where it is safe.