When the Jet Streams rolls in …


BREAKING NEWS:

In a surprise late night ruling by Provincial Court Judge I. T. Doan BeWinter, Mr Jet Stream, of no fixed western address, was issued with a cease and desist order in relation to current cold weather behaviour in Southern Ontario.  Ms. Doan BeWinter remarked in her ruling that the cold air masses were unusually cruel and entirely capricious in nature.  Residents in nearby, outlying areas of the province are having difficulty finding stored, cold weather apparel which forces them to go shopping when they could otherwise be spending time studying ‘eye candy’ at local beaches.

Mr Stream is considered a flight risk but has yet to be picked up by local authorities.

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