A loud and, at times, violent brawl sent feathers flying and tempers soaring as two male sparrows fought for dominance at Hamilton’s Bus Terminal early this morning. Wings were raised over what witnesses say was a small twig and a piece of fluff. Gasps came from bystanders as the sparrows fought “Hollywood” style, tumbling down an embankment and into the road. Police were called when Johnny “The Spud” Sparini pulled out a gun and threatened to put “a cap” into Tony “Tweet Face” McGuire’s downy head.
More to come as details become available…