THIS JUST IN!
A bloodthirsty encounter in an office building on the corner of Front St W and Spadina Ave in Toronto ended in death for a tiny winged citizen this morning. Ms. M. O’Squito, of Toronto, entered the cubby of Ms. F. Princess with the intent to cause bodily harm. Witnesses say O’Squito harassed Princess for quite some time before the attack. O’Squito was able to get several bites and an upper cut to Princess’ left arm before she was finally subdued.
After a lengthy interrogation, police have not charged Princess with a crime as it was determined that M. O’Squito had a rap sheet several pages long and had been plaguing area residents for days.