A Sad Tale of Woe – There once was a fairy princess who was forced to do laundry. She carefully placed the newly washed clothes in the sun to dry. She was a busy princess and left them for a few hours. While she was away, it poured rain. When she returned the clothes were wet and the sun was shining. She left the clothes in the sun AGAIN and went away. The sun promptly hid behind the clouds and it poured rain again.
Moral of the Story – never do laundry.